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This is the latest in the fearsomely lifelike BSOMEBODY range, which enables one to substitute the head of a friend, foe or pet onto the perfectly formed pectorals of a world famous bod. Yes, get down to brass tacks and itaposs just a desktop photo h |
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£5.99
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These headless bodies may at first appear slightly ghoulish, but thereaposs a method in their madness. Simply insert an image of your head in the handily provided slot where the decapitated bonce would have been, and ta da... youaposve become a titan |
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£4.99
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Yesch. Get one of these suited and booted beauties on your desk and youaposll be enunciating Bond tastic one liners like aposSchend Little Nellyapos and aposScho, you want me to talkapos in no time at all. |
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£7.99
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If raw steak was, in times gone by, a good enough remedy for bruising then the Bacon Band Aids should speed up recovery from all your scrapes and lacerations like nothing else!Thereaposs no denying that these are quite possibly the most ridiculous th |
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£4.99
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To triumph, equip yourself with our Battery Powered Heated Gloves. Flick the switch, and in seconds your fingers will be warm enough to throw your snowballs with inordinate haste. |
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£14.99
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Now, with beer tracker at hand, loss of memory can be a distant memory. For not only does it perform the role of a beautifully designed bottle opener despatching its duties with grace and elegance. It also keeps track of the number of bottles youapos |
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£5.99
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This ultra hip cargo fabric belt conceals a rather natty modification to its buckle, enabling the wearer to happily keep the in crowd of now people happy, beer fuelled and dancing. |
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£9.99
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A brilliantly trendsetting timepiece that looks not unlike R2 D2 but is, in fact, a clock. Using the beautifully pure language of digital electronics, the clock displays the time using rows of illuminated LEDs. |
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£29.99
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Eyes down for a full house. The enduring appeal of bingo is a mystery to us rational types, who have nothing more than hard science to fall back on. That its charming simplicity brings joy to millions is undoubted. But itaposs also very big business |
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£19.99
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The Brewzer 10 Pint Brewing System works in a very simple way. Please observe you add the premium ingredients to cold water. Then wait. In 20 days you will have an authentic beer that you will feel honoured to call your own. |
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£24.99
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